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“Hey, ____________,” your Greek friend, Heracles said to you one day, “did you know that while it looks smooth and moist, a cat's tongue is actually quite rough and fairly dry?”

You chuckled. “You’re the first person I’d think of to know something like that, Heracles.” It was true. The nap-loving, easygoing Greek knew his way about cats.

“Would you like me to show you?” Heracles suddenly asked holding up one of the cats that followed him around. It was a cute cat.

“Sure, why not?” you shrugged. “Erm, where should the cat lick me? How about my arm?”

Heracles shook his head. “That’s not a good place to do it,” he said. “You should try somewhere sensitive like your cheek or your neck.”

“Hmm? Okay. How about my neck, then?” you suggested. “I don’t want my face covered in cat slobber.”

“Cats don’t really slobber, but your neck will do,” Heracles smiled and waited for you to brush back your hair and lean your head back so your neck could be exposed.

“Okay, I’m ready,” you said and waited for Heracles to bring his cat over to you. A few seconds later, you felt something wet and warm lick your neck. It was surprisingly smoother and softer than you had expected. Even your Italian friend, Feliciano, said a cat’s tongue was rough so why was this tongue so smooth?

You were about to get your question answered. Before you could open your mouth to ask Heracles about the cat’s tongue, you felt a pair of lips grab onto a tender patch of your skin and begin to suck.

“Oh my gosh!” you screamed and flew backwards onto the grass. When you regained your composure, you could see Heracles standing above you with a mischievous smile toying on his lips as he gave them as satisfied lick.

“Heracles, that was a dirty trick!” you growled and rubbed the spot where you were sure a cat hadn’t licked.

“What trick?” your friend innocently asked.

“You’re the one who licked me, not the cat!”

“Oh, the cat definitely licked you,” Heracles insisted.

“Then why did it feel so rough?” you frowned. “And how did the cat suck my neck?”

Heracles shrugged. “Maybe because the cat loves you?”

You furrowed your eyebrows. “I don’t get it.”

“You always call me a cat,” Heracles reminded you.

Ohhh…Now you got what he was saying. Great. Now your face was flushing crimson red.

“So how about it, ___________?” Heracles asked again. “Do you want to know what a cat’s tongue really feels like?”

You could help but smile. “That depends on what kind of cat you’re talking about.”

Your type of cat, of course.”

“Then, yes,” you laughed and let the “cat” lick you on your neck once more.
Nyyaargh! Only a few more minutes until Greece's birthday is over! Sorry if I made this so quick! OTL

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elizebethdeath Featured By Owner 2 days ago
this is really cute and all but when he said your cat my inner pervert went wild XD
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SpotsStars Featured By Owner Edited 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Okay
Okay
The fact that you at the ending let him lick your neck AGAIN was funny in my opinion.
But srsly
If Hercules licked my neck... France mode is coming on and you better be okay with that.
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Arisa012345 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Student Writer
oh hello that was unexpected
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enmox Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
Greece you sneaky butthead. Nicely done!!
I still need to watch this anime someday.
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Ask-wiscosin Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Student General Artist
I died of blood loss
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Writer
Wait, which cat?
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TeralGeo Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
Greece was the cat. 
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Writer
I mean at the last bit, I have no idea which kind of cat I prefer XD
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TeralGeo Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
Oh! Why not both? :D
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student Writer
Freddy eyebrows 
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WishingUponAStar27 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
I was listening to Flesh by Simon Curtis and I-
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Lolgirl3011 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Me too!!!
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haruhipanda Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
2Kawaii4me
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loveteddylove1 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional General Artist
Ohh yea ~fist pumps~ xD
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ForeverShipKukamu Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
I was eating dinner while reading this and I unconciously screamed (dunno how's that possible though) "I WANNA ADOPT THIS LIL KITTAY" while pumping my fist in the air. My family's gaze turns to me and I just sunk in my seat.. >///<
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pinxroxx Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehehehe.... dirty trick, but I think I like this breed of kitties better!!
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Fluffymittenzxx Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
My wittle kitty <3
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Portugal22 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I loved it!
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
o3o <- reaction right here fellows, that's all your gonna get
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I just don't know what to say .q.
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Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Can I make a request?
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Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
As ok sorry to bother y
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TeralGeo Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
No, I'm busy right now. Sorry. 
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I Think Himaryu got the idea of Greece from Harry Styles. Harry likes cats, and he has curly brown hair, AND he has green eyes! Coincidence? I think not... XD :icontrollfaceplz:
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How dare you!!! How very dare you!!! DON'T COMPARE HETALIA TO ONE DIRECTION EVER AND I MEAN EVER AGAIN .n.
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
O_O I'm sowwy... :iconcryingplz: ITZ ALL TRUE!!!!!
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your fine, just DON'T compare those two together, it doesn't work since hetalia is a billion times better then that (if it sounds mean, I'm sorry I don't mean for it to be)
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You aren't..it is true. :) I was just saying...HETALIA ALL DAY!!! :D
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
okie dokey o3o 
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
>^< Okie dokie~
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12popscotch Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
I will never see Greece in the same way again O - O
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Good.... :icondancingplz: :icontrollfaceplz:
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SetoHarigame Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WAT HAVE YOU DONE??
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nuuuuuu %uD83D%uDE31 .u.
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SetoHarigame Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Markiplier: Ragequit 
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KittyKirkland Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconexcitedplz:
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SetoHarigame Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
RAGE  Twitch 
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PinkieTheAnimePerson Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Awwwwwww!
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kawaii-otaku-girl Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
If he ever did that to me, I'd probably kick him where the sun doesn't shine...
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iFanFics Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
My neck is my erogenous zone also..

There's a 50% chance I actually probably would have punched or kicked him if he did that to me on surprise.

The other 50%.... Uh... I would probably look like: :iconcraiplz:
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TerraAreli Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yup
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A-Lonley-Bird Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*listening to nyan nyan while reading* }:) ~ohonhonhon~
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My neck is my erogenous so at that point I would have tackled him.
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PinkPurpleGreenBear Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
Eh!? You too?!
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes.
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HetaliaElSalvador17 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So cute*dies of adoreableness*
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princess-snow-wolf Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
my cousin used to walk around licking people............. that was a odd couple of years.
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kjxyz1234-gmail Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
Hercules u prev hahaha
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InvaderBari Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Omf, my neck is my erogenous zone. So if this happened I'd either:
A) Flip out with a tomato red face.
B) Pin him down on the ground and do 'things'. -eyebrow waggle-
C) Not even suggest my neck in the first place. ewe
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SoraGotDidByThatRiku Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Omfg this was cute
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